He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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