im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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