Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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