They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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