the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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