im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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