I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
