Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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