just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Randomize
