PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
