To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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