I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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