So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Randomize
