i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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