I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Boobs speak an international language.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
whose parrot is this?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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