some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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