i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Please don't give away my fajitas
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
