Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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