Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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