Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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