Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
