I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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