32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
