My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
