You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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