I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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