gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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