I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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