I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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