Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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