covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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