I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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