I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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