I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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