I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Randomize
