The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
