I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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