i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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