Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
