??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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