Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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