just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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