I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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