She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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