you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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