How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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