i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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