Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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