We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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