the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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