I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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