STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
