I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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