I just cut my nipple shaving
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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