I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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